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Cracked: The Comedy Magazine No. 1
Cracked TCM 1
Publication date Jan/Feb, 2007
Pages 84
Publisher Monty Sarhan
for
Cracked Entertainment, Inc.
Editor Justin Droms, Jack O'Brien, Jay Pinkerton
Preceded by
Cracked: The Comedy Magazine Special Promotional Issue
Followed by
Cracked: The Comedy Magazine No. 2

On the Cover: "Tom Cruise: De-virginized and inducted into our 2006 Douchebag Hall of Fame." Illustration by John Jagusak

Additional staff:

  • Editor-in-Chief: Monty Sarhan
  • Art Director: Skye Back
  • Editors-At-Large: Michael Ian Black, Neal Pollack
  • Head Janitor: Sylvester P. Smythe
  • Contributing Editors: Josh Abraham, Z Alhusaini, Alex Blagg, Chris Bucholz, Sean Crespo, Brian Danilo, Tom DeFalco, Jesse Falcon, Nick Jezarian, Peter Lynn, Jeff Most, Rick Nielsen, Jennifer Pool, Victor Varnado, Matt Wilson, Geoff Wolinetz
  • Contributors: Justin Borucki, Shauna Cagan, Alan Cross, John Czop, John DeVore, Chris Eisert, Paul Fourie, Jeff Felshman, DJ Gallow, Dan Goldman, John Jagusak, Jack Kukoda, Michael Kupperman, Patrick LaMontagne, Aaron Lange, Todd Levin, Maddox, Rich Markey, Kurt Metzger, Chris McCormack, Sean McGrane, Jason Mulgrew, Michael J. Nelson, Tom Peyer, Jason Roeder, Brian Sack, Paul Salvi, Holly Schlesinger, Hart Seeley, Jason Seiler, Steve Sloan, Matthew Tobey, Richard Weinstein, Jonathan Yevin
  • Publishing Director: Larry Durocher Jr.
  • Production Manager: Skye Back

Contents[]

  • "Editor's Letter" by Monty Sarhan; illustration by John Czop; reprinted cover of Cracked No. 1 by Bill Everett
  • "Contributors"
  • "Letters", includes reprinted illustration of Sylvester P. Smythe by John Severin
  • "Busanity" art: Nick Felton; writer: Kurt Metzger
  • "Cracked Den" photo illustrations by Patrick LaMontagne
  • "Great Moments in History - Prince Throws Down in a Pirate Bar" art by Richard Weinstein
  • "Smoldering Pistol" written by Brain Sach and Alan Cross & Paul Fourie
  • "Boobs"
  • "Editor's Message: I Choose Cracked!" by Michael Ian Black
  • "Mexican Boys: Surprisingly Expensive!" by Jay Pinkerton
  • "Are You Naked?" by Jason Roeder
  • "Spy Scope! / Recto-Blocked / How "Lanky Lincoln" Became "Gorrilabe"" by Michael Kupperman
  • "Let's Roll" by Todd Levin photo illustrations by Patrick LaMontagne
  • "The Big Rant: Don't Tread on Me" by Maddox
  • "Quit Horsin' Around" by George Pickens
  • "About Face!" by Brian Sack
  • "The Rooks!" by Aaron Lange; color: Tom Chu
  • "Mission: Enlistable" by Jonathan Yevin; collage by Andre Jointe
  • "The Next Super Power" by John DeVore; illustration by Dan Goldman
  • "The 2006 Douchebag Comprehensive Guide" by Holly Schlesinger and Shauna Cagan; collage by Kevin Newman
  • "Periodic Table of the 1980s" written by Scott Bassett & Eben Weiss; Illustrated by John Czop
  • "Fastman!" story by Jay Pinkerton & Peter Lynn; art by Steve Sloan & Chris Eisert
  • "Britney Xpress" by Alan Cross & Paul Fourie
  • "ESPN: The Parody" illustrations by Patrick LaMontagne; photo illustrations by John Jagusak
  • "Q&A: Mencia in Hell" by Justin Droms
  • "Ready for Prime Time: Judah Friedlander"
  • "Inoperable Humor" by Michael J. Nelson
  • "Million Dollar Daily" by Jesse Falcon; photography by Justin Borucki
  • "Canada Laughs Back" by Jeff Felshman; illustration by Jason Seiler
  • "SNL Primer" by Justin Droms
  • "Laugh Audit: Bill Murray"
  • "Mouths of the South" interview by Rich Markey
  • "Reviews"
  • "Crowd Pleaser: Isla Fisher - Funny + hot = everyone's happy"
  • Cracked Mall
  • "Last Crack: Dennis Miller"
  • Inside back cover: Subscription Ad

Notes[]

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